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Text me.
Wouldn’t mind waking up to some nice texts.
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(via yourdendritus)
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I wish I understood.
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(via blamglamzap)
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the xbox conference summed up in 1:41
only thing missing is the super advanced fish AI
goodbye xbox see u never
Not sure I even like the new Xbox.
(via necessarilytaut)
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Wow.
Fucking pissed off.
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*goes into the bathroom with a gameboy*
*comes out 5 and 1/2 weeks later*
(via hungrytombs)
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i cybered on omegle today
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: wanna cyber
Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
You: ya
Stranger: And okay then, you start?
You: i come into ur bedroom
You: and ur sleeping
You: and i crawl under your blanket
Stranger: I'm still asleep
You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
You: and u wake up and smile
Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
You: cutting off your penis
Stranger: wait
You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
Stranger: Then what...?
You: I HATE YOU
Stranger: I didn't cheat
You: you bleed to death in your bed
Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
You: nobody ever knows what happened
You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
You: the end
Stranger: I have a mercedes?
You: not anymore faggot
Your conversation partner has disconnected.
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(via redsox861918)
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(via redsox861918)
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(via redsox861918)